Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
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- Steven Wright
I think humor is wonderful for almost any situation. It's my personal favorite.
Humor is always there, lurking and poised. Sometimes you just have to look for it.
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I have knock-knock joke for you.
You start.
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
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How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
A: You take the "f" out of "Safe", and the "f" out of "way"
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
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How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
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The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals in the jungle. All the animals attend the meeting except for one. Who's not at the meeting?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.
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You arrive at a terrifying river in the middle of the jungle. The Crocodile River! You have no boat and it's too wide to leap across or use a tree. How do you get to the other side?
A: You swim. The crocodiles are all at the meeting with the Lion King.